Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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