it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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