dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
