I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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