i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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