And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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