Your face is a jimmy john
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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