Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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