ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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