You're a womanizer and a bitch.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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