I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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