dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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