i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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