i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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