No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
they're like a gay fantastic four
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Randomize
