There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
