If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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