butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
