so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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