Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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