when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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