Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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