So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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