dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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