would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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