I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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