after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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