he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
