I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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