Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
