i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
3 2 1 whiskey
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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