Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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