I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I think people are normalizing furries
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Randomize
