Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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