My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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