We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
