Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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