Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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