I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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