love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
i think we sleep fucked last night...
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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