she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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