I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I am naked and annoyed.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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