I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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