Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Do vagina's smell?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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