I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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