I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
farters have to be the big spoon...
She announced her abortion via fbk
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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