walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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