if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
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