So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize