the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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