Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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