Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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